The Only thing we can ever do is plagirize.
REQUIREMENT!-wrtie about the skin of our teeth in relation to Finnegans Wake.
Four Old Men
12 Customers
"Stuff" in the room.
BASIN. BASIN. The first article in Finnegans Wake scares Skinny Jeanned Kyle.
Momalujo- Mathew Mark Luke John. The Four post bed.
Skin Of Our Teeth
Muses and Moses
"Battle of Waterloo" -Zack of the Saving Bells.
DO NOT LOOK INTO AUBREY BEARDSLEY.
Museum- Musey Room.
Scatological- look it up.
Joseph Campell- Wilder is a ripoff of Finnegans Wake!
Atlantic City- Ms. America (Aside: is this held in the same wide open three blocks where the slave market once was?)
Keck Keck Keck! -Skin Of Our Teeth
Brekkek Kekkek Kekkek Kekkek! Koax Koax Koax!- Finnegans Wake Page 4
May West- Pocket Pistols, Archetypal Temptress. Seeing eye...?
Do Your Lists!
And I happen to have found mine.
upon my page (well actually the next page over. page 486) it says at the end of a gentlemen complaining about getting way too much erotic information:
"Hell's Confucuim and the Elements! Tootoo moohootch! Thot's never the postal cleric, checking chinchin chat with nipponnippers! Halt there sob story to your lambdad's tale! Are you roman Cawthrick 432?"
I've spoken with Douglas and this is the only place I've seen where Joyce has actually placed a reference to another page in the book. I did not know it at first. In fact It took me quite sometime to come up with it.
To page 432 where he has just finished mass and is speaking with the priest to whom he does confessions ( a truly horrible priest if you read closely) and they get on the subject of the ten commandments and things you are not supposed to do.
At the paragraph indention on 433 we find a Never list:
"Never miss your lostsomewhere mass for the couple in Myles you butrose to brideworship. Never hate mere pork which is bad for your knife of a good friday. Never let a hog of the howth trample underfoot your linen of Killiny. Never play lady's game for the Lord's stake. Never lose your heart away till you win his diamond back. Make a strong point of never kicking up yoru rumpus over the scroll end of sofas in the Dar Bey Coll Cafeteria bo tootlign risky apropos songs at commercial travellers' smokers for their Columbian nights entertainments the like of White limbs they never stop teasing or Minxy was a Manxmaid when Murry wor a Man. And by the bun, is it you goes bisbuiting His Esaus and Cos adn then throws them bag in the box? Why the tin's nearly empty. First thou shalt not smile. Twice thou shalt not love. Lust, thou shalt not commix idolatry. Hip confiners help compunction. Never park your brief stays in the men's convenience. Never clean your buttoncups with your dirty pair of sassers. Never ask his first person where's your quickest cut to our last place. Never let the promsing hand usemake free of your oncemaid sacral."-433
it continues on for the rest of the page listing things Never to do! Mostly making fun of the whole idea of the ten commandments, or at least the way people take them.
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
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